Did you mean: occlusal?

Mils,
today's post is strictly for you, cause I'm still boggled by the fact that we've had the same dentist since we were toddlers. Tania and I had a nice laugh about occlusals today. She said the reason the hygienists keep changing up like crazy is cause of that dental school he's running now (which would explain the bibs full of blood and the ipods).

My general memory of him throughout all the years I've gone there:

(reclined in the chair, safety goggles on, glaring into the light, Genesis playing in the background, Asian assistant humming in between verses....)

"Gimme a 1 2 3B on the lateral bicuspid.
Left occlusal second from the left on the lower right to the left of the lower right molar on the upper right hand side.
Occlusal 1.
Occlusal 3C.
Lower cuspid in the lateral and central on the bite.
Ai ya yaiiii.
Occlusal.
Occlusal.
4 B AND D.
Do you grind your teeth while you sleep?
Grind?? Or clench?? We need to get you a guard for the night time. I have the forms in the front ok? Remind me.
Remind me.
Check the lower cuspid in the third quad and lower quad. Make a note of those for the next time. We might have to do those suckers with the others.
Occlusal again on the second lateral. Quads.
Occlusals.
Laterals.
Geeeeze....we gotta keep you here a whole night to get you running again. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU HUH??? Manaja l'America, you kids. You kids.

Bite, bite, bite.
bite, bite, bite.
Harder?
Bite, bite, bite.
Gooood.
Ok."

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